A running rant about bad television, crappy products, horrible service, mindless politics, corporate and government ineptitude, moronic media, marketing overload, public idiocy, stupid entertainment, etc. Here's what's annoying me today:

2.01.2006

It's the hair, stupid



I haven't been listening to sports radio that much lately, so I don't really know how this is playing, but here's a prediction: Johnny Damon is going to become one of the most hated ex-Red Sox players in history. Following the money trail to the Yankees immediately placed him in the top tier. Showing up in New York, clean shaven and with instant Yankee attitude cinches it. Especially when he gained much of his notoriety here because of the look and attitude: The leader of the idiots.

He's still an idiot, its just that now his dopey comments, and his not-the-brightest-bulb-on-the-string persona won't be looked upon at as endearing. He'll just look like your typical Yankees asshole. And because he was one of us, he'll be hated even more. Look at A-Rod. We hate him more just because he was almost a Red Sox.

Will be interesting to see the reaction when Damon first comes back to Fenway. I think the more he absorbs the Yankee attitude, the more Damon Sucks will be heard around town this spring.

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8 Comments:

Blogger Trustee of Truth said...

I agree, Johnny sucks and the Yankee's suck. However, he did marry the stripper, so he can't be that bad.....no she suck's too. I'll bet she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. The hitch that's on the double wide she lived in before meeting Johnny. Hey, I'll bet she sleeps with a gun under her pillow!

11:33 AM

 
Blogger Cranky said...

Maybe SickOE can weigh in on that. Seems to me he had a trailer park girl once who kept a gun under her pillow.

2:55 PM

 
Blogger Cranky said...

Here's another good post about Johnny.

11:02 PM

 
Blogger Cranky said...

See my followup post here.

12:12 AM

 
Blogger Joshua said...

I have some experience with the Yankee migration. I am from the south and Sheffield left for the Yankees from Atlanta. I hope Damon gets hurt in spring training and never plays another inning of baseball again! =)

10:58 AM

 
Blogger Cranky said...

Thanks for your support. There is nothing like Yankee migration from the Red Sox, though.

11:05 AM

 
Blogger Sick of Extremes said...

hey. hey! HEY! Everything Trustee said is true!! The only difference was she couldn't keep it under her pillow because she had a waterbed. One of those old super wavy waterbeds! She had to keep the gun behind the headboard. It was a Colt 45 with pearl handles. My trailer hitch did all my thinking....

11:30 PM

 
Anonymous displayname said...

Johnny met the Devil at the crossroads. He was an idiot with one wish: to help the Sox win the world series. Ah, but there was a price. The Devil cast him down into the evil empire to be punished for all eternity. He had to become a Yankee.

11:34 PM

 

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