A running rant about bad television, crappy products, horrible service, mindless politics, corporate and government ineptitude, moronic media, marketing overload, public idiocy, stupid entertainment, etc. Here's what's annoying me today:

6.25.2006

Competitive Eating



Is there anything that says "stupid Americans" more than hot-dog eating contests? It's just moronic. They are even trying to make this into a sport by calling it Competitive Eating.

At long last, have we no sense of decency.

Is this what our true pupose is in bringing democracy to Iraq? So they too will be free to have hot-dog eating contests?

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7 Comments:

Blogger Sick of Extremes said...

I'm sure Iraq has plenty of goofy local past time activities to their credit. It's just another example of bullshit news which should be relegated to local newspapers. Maybe some concerned 'liberals' will get together and organize a big vegetable eating contest! Should be a big draw....

2:05 PM

 
Blogger Sick of Extremes said...

By the way, the Japanese guy won again breaking the world record by eating 54 hotdogs! bleccchh!

8:59 AM

 
Blogger Cranky said...

See, I wrote this before the current Hot Dog eating contest. i guess the Japs are big into this too. How come they aren't as fat as Americans's. Guess it is a world wide phenominon, but it sure seems very American, in the worst sense.

9:15 AM

 
Blogger Carmi said...

Do they hurl the dogs when the clock stops ticking?

I can't imagine what it must be like being married to one of these morons.

Oh wait, sorry about that. They AREN'T married! They live in their Moms' basements and never go out - except to fetch more doggies - because no self-respecting woman with, um, needs would ever consider even looking twice at this class of human.

There, all is right with the world again.

8:29 PM

 
Blogger Trustee of Truth said...

I don't know Carmi, I'll bet you can catch thier interest if you can swallow a hot dog whole!

4:52 PM

 
Blogger Trustee of Truth said...

Can you swallow a hot dog whole Carmi?

4:56 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

most conservatives learn to 'swallow the dog' early on. That's how they get ahead. Then they act like they are a success.

8:38 AM

 

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