Trigger Happy Cheney

Here's the story:
Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter

Comedians are going to have a field day with this one. Here are a few of the jokes I've read already on the web. Most of these are from here.

• Cheney was just upset that the ducks weren't greeting him as a liberator


• Cheney's blaming the hunter he shot for not alerting him that he was in his line of fire. "It's the intelligence, stupid"


• Maybe if Cheney hadn't gotten all those deferments, he could actually shoot straight