A running rant about bad television, crappy products, horrible service, mindless politics, corporate and government ineptitude, moronic media, marketing overload, public idiocy, stupid entertainment, etc. Here's what's annoying me today:

2.12.2006

Trigger Happy Cheney



Here's the story:
Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter

Comedians are going to have a field day with this one. Here are a few of the jokes I've read already on the web. Most of these are from here.
  • Cheney was just upset that the ducks weren't greeting him as a liberator

  • Cheney's blaming the hunter he shot for not alerting him that he was in his line of fire. "It's the intelligence, stupid"

  • Maybe if Cheney hadn't gotten all those deferments, he could actually shoot straight

Labels: , ,

9 Comments:

Blogger Sick of Extremes said...

Looks like he's trying to do the Billy Idol snarl there!

Why is it so easy to imagine Cheney as being angry enough to shoot someone?!

9:54 PM

 
Blogger STR said...

Even though I am not a Cheney lover I do feel bad for what happened. Talk about bad luck geeze

10:32 AM

 
Blogger Cranky said...

Well at least the guy wasn't hurt too bad, so we can have some fun at Cheney's expence. I actually blame him for most of Bush's bad decisions on the war.

10:49 AM

 
Blogger blogagog said...

Hmm...

Billy Idol snarl...
Billy Idol wrote "White Wedding"...
I've heard of "shotgun weddings" in the south...


It's all becoming clear. Cheney was trying to force this guy to marry his lesbian daughter! This may be thingsthatsuck's first news scoop!

3:50 PM

 
Blogger STR said...

haha....good assumption. Hey, check out this picture I found.

4:55 PM

 
Blogger Trustee of Truth said...

Come on, these guys were out having some fun and someone got hurt. The guy took some bird shot in the face, could have been worse. At least he faired better than Alexander Hamilton. Aaron Burr set the bar pretty high when it comes to gun play and the office of Vice President of the United States!

10:14 AM

 
Blogger Joshua said...

The guy Cheney shot has had a heart attack. we are going to have to start calling Cheney "KILLA"

4:55 PM

 
Blogger Sick of Extremes said...

Did they catch Bin laden yet?! doh. Is the Iraq war close to being over yet?! doh. Did I buy Halliburton stock after 911?! doh. Energy stocks?! doh. It's a wonderful life these guys lead at our expense, the least they can do is own up to their mistakes within a reasonable time. I like the name KILLA though!

11:56 PM

 
Blogger Nabeel said...

Cheney's gotta Gun - song by aerosmith

2:02 PM

 

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home